
so most of Berlin's historical sites get converted into Christmas Markets during the month of December.

I guess if I was straight I would have less trouble seeing the purpose of this genre of human activity.

The me that exists, though, mostly made snide comments about the food looking like it should be served out of a trough to Supermax inmates.
Try the prison food you took a picture of, it is damn good! 🙂 The straight Mike christmas market experience you imagined about accurately describes my experience.
Don´t blame this mess on sexual orientation. Im straight and I hate those markets, as I hate christmas season in general.
Why people like to stand around in the cold, freezing their toes off while burning their lips with hot wine I will never understand.